though we ought to have been given more particulars
about it. But we are told we shall be with God, there-
fore blessed and happy. Are we not with Him now on
this old earth? We see Him here in all of His wonderful
works. Does any sane man expect to see Him face to
face? The face of the Infinite! That face! Is it a
thousand miles long, and ten thousand times that vast
reach? God is visible in the stars above, and in the
plants at our feet. Besides, is not this world good enough
for that wretched fault-finding animal, called man?
We have the most complete picture of Heaven found
in any inspired record, in Revelation, wherein John saw
a door opened in Heaven18 and beheld a throne, and God
sitting on the throne, and four and twenty elders, clothed
in white, and four beasts, with eyes in front and behind,
and those beasts, without rest, saying, “Holy, Holy, Lord
Godand when the beasts said this, the four and twenty
elders fall down before the throne and worship Him who
sits thereon. But this is not quite all they do. Those
elders “cast their crowns before the throne, saying:
‘Thou art worthy, O Lord! to receive glory, honor, and
power; for Thou hast created all things/ ”19 This is
simply a cheap copy of an earthly monarch, and his court,
exaggerated considerably by the poet’s heated imagina-
tion.
The Jew who wrote Revelation had probably read of
Zoroaster’s audience or conference with Ormazd, and
18 They have doors in Heaven, Rev., ch. 4, and win-
dows, Gen., ch. 8, v. 6.
19 Rev., ch. 4.
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simply surpassed the Dinkard in the extravagance of his
statements.
Is it possible to believe that the Great I Am, who has
millions of worlds to look after, can employ himself, or
be entertained by having four beasts, day and night (even
if they have power of speech), cry “Holy, Holy, Lord,
God”? Truly, such a God is not worthy of worship. Its
monotony would soon cause the whole performance to
grow tedious. A fifth-rate European King cuts a better
figure. Why belittle the Almighty with such stuff and
nonsense? If Revelation be an allegory, intending to
teach virtue and show the doom of vice, the answer is
that the ridicule of the Almighty, and His throne, is so
great that it defeats its object.
The writer of Revelation says he saw ten thousand
times ten thousand (which would be about one hundred
million), and all these were saying, with a loud voice:
“Worthy the Lamb, riches 20 and wisdom, and honor and
glory”; and “every creature in Heaven and on earth, and
under the earth”, said the same. The four beasts there-
upon said: “Amen.” 21 But this tediousness was broken
after awhile; for war always makes exciting times; and
they had war in Heaven. That Irish Archangel, Michael,
and his angels fought the dragon, and his angels; and
“that old serpent, called the Devil and Satan, which de-
ceiveth the whole world, was cast out into the earth, and
his angels with him.” 22 Here, again, we have Zoroas-
20 Of course a Jew mentions “riches” first. But what
does Jesus want riches in Heaven for?
21 Rev., ch. 4.
22 Rev., ch. 12, v. 7 to 9.
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ter’s dualism; and if Revelation be true, that dualism
reaches from earth to heaven. It not only invades every
part of our world, but it dashes up against the very
throne itself. It looks as if sin is in the universe to stay,
for the devil himself was only bound for one thousand
years, and then turned loose for a season.23
If this be all they do in Heaven, will it not be somewhat
tedious to the great thinkers of our race? Imagine Soc-
rates, and Aristotle, Newton and Kepler, Darwin and
Huxley, Franklin and Emerson, and multitudes of others
standing idly by and watching the daily and hourly per-
formance of the four and twenty elders, and the beasts,
before the throne. True, an eternity like that would be
much less painful than roasting in a furnace, but to quick
minds, only less in degree. Of course John really knew
nothing more about Heaven than any other wild dreamer.
How could we know about it ?
We do not believe that Zoroaster held a conference
with the Almighty, nor do we believe that John saw the
throne. Neither Jesus nor Paul gave us a glimpse of
Heaven. How could they? For they had never been
there. If, then, there be such a place as Heaven, what
then?
Reader, we make to you the following suggestion: Fol-
low the Golden Rule of Zoroaster, and Jesus, and pa-
tiently await thy summons across the river.
23 Rev., ch. 20.
CHAPTER XXI.
CONCLUSION.
The story of Zoroaster and his religion is ended. He
brought a new doctrine into the world, or at least so in-
tensified an old one as to link his name inseparably to it
forever.
No history of religions can ever be written without
giving him many pages. That he labored sedulously for
the material and spiritual welfare of his people no one
who will read his words can gainsay. There was, it
would seem, a sharp necessity for his appearing as a
teacher and guide to the Iranians, and he came in the
fullness of time.
The morals of his people were made the better for his
coming. He did not make war on the old Aryan Gods,1
but simply passed them by. He taught that there was one
God, Ahura-Mazda, the maker of Heaven and Earth,
who would reward man for good deeds, and punish him
for bad ones. Where he got this idea, I cannot tell. It
may have been announced before him, but if so, that
feebler voice is drowned in the great ocean of Zoroaster’s
fame and name.
1 The old Aryan Gods were the sun, moon, earth, the
winds and the waters. The Jews burned incense to the
sun, the moon, and the planets. 2d Kings, ch. 23, v. 5.
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Truth was to him a jewel beyond price or measure.
And he so insisted and urged upon his people that they
should always, and everywhere, refrain from falsehood
and cling to the truth; that for more than two thousand
years after his death it was considered an infinite disgrace
for a Persian to tell a lie. Four hundred and fifty years
before Jesus' day the historian, Herodotus, mentions this
as a pleasing trait of the Persian character.
One hundred years ago, there were a few scholars,
who claimed that Zoroaster was only a myth; that no
such person ever lived; but that class has been over-
whelmed by proofs to the contrary. In truth, there is as
much certainty of his identity as that Moses, or Joshua,
or Plato lived. But this knowledge came to us at a late
day. Three hundred years ago Europe slumbered in
profound ignorance of a great mine of knowledge await-
ing the antiquary.
True, Aristotle,-and after him Plutarch, and others,
had written of Persia, and her religion, but during the
middle ages all interest therein died out.
We now know that the founders of the Christian re-
ligion studied Zoroaster, and drew silently, but largely,
from him, in forming their own.2 I have shown this in
the preceding pages, and if I live to write the life of
Buddha and Jesus, will exemplify that matter still further.
Belief does not change facts, as the following will
illustrate: Captain Cook, when circumnavigating the
globe, gave some iron nails to the natives of Tahiti. The
large nails they believed to be the mothers of the little
2 Intro-Vendidad, p. 15
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JESUS AND ZOROASTER—MEN
ones, and they placed the little ones in the ground, believ-
ing that they would grow. By the side of them they
planted some of the mothers, in the belief that a new
generation of small nails would be bom. But their belief
did not change the facts. The nails, big and little, to their
infinite disgust and chagrin, all rusted.
I close by saying that this book is not intended as an
attack upon any form of faith. Every man has his own
views and ideas about matters beyond the grave. I have
mine; and while I treat Jesus and Zoroaster as men, yet
I hold that the creed of Zoroaster is, in all essentials, the
Golden Rule. For if good thoughts, good words, and
good deeds will not unlock the shining Gates, then noth-
ing else will, or can.
As age creeps on, let us not doubt that beyond the
myths and delusions of man, and all his follies, there is a
power and an Intelligence somewhere, and that if it be
for man’s weal, that he shall be crowned with immortal
life, where happiness shall ever bloom, then blessed be
that power, and that Intelligence. But if that Great In-
telligence, which we call God, for reasons and purposes
known only to Himself, shall deem it best that this life
shall “be the Be all and the end all,” then without ques-
tioning, let us say: “Thy ways, O Lord! are higher and
better than man’s ways; and thy judgments are alto-
gether just and right.”
THE END.
PART SECOND
How the Hebrews Copied from the
Hindu Bible
HOW THE HEBREWS COPIED
FROM
THE HINDU BIBLE
CHAPTER I.
FOUR GREAT RELIGIONS I BRAHMANISM, BUDDHISM, CHRIS-
TIANITY, MOHAMMEDISM. WHEN INVENTED—
TWO NEW DEITIES.
§ i. The highways of human progress are lined with
the skulls of the slain, for opinion’s sake. But in Amer-
ica, and some other favored spots, the worst that can
befall a plain talker, is to impale him on a few caustic
sentences. But the days of stakes, faggots, and
thumb-screws, for him who is not with the majority,
are, it is hoped, happily past forever. Nevertheless, that
despicable thing called intolerance, still lifts its slimy
head, active in all religions. Narrow-minded bigots
are found everywhere; and the best way to treat them
is to hit them hard, as you would any other reptile, then
watch them squirm.
At present, four great religions are seeking to domi-
nate the world. In truth, they almost hold our globe
in their grasp. Strange as it may appear, not one of
these religions, except Brahmanism, was in existence
twenty-five-hundred years ago. Brahmanism is, however,
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old. It is older than the Flood. Poets were composing
it, centuries before Moses was found, by his mother, in
the bulrushes.1
The next in point of age, of these four religions, and
the greatest in numbers, is Buddhism. Its founder,
Buddha, was a Hindu prince, born about 500 years be-
fore Jesus.1 2 More than thrice the number of all the
people now living on our earth, have held to the doc-
trines, and died in the faith of Buddha. And more
than three hundred millions of people, now living in
Thibet, Nepaul, China, Japan, Assam and Ceylon, yet
cling to the Buddhistic faith. But the land of its birth,
after nearly fourteen hundred years of struggle, thrust it
forth, and installed Brahmanism in its place.
The next religion is that of Christianity. Jesus, its
founder, was born about 1900 years ago. But his re-
ligion, like that of Buddha, has been driven from the
land of its birth, and the flag of the conqueror waves
victoriously over Jerusalem and Galilee. His followers
are divided into two great unfriendly, and almost warring
camps, protestants and papists; the former numbering
about seventy or seventy-five millions, the latter about
eighty-five millions. The protestants, in matters of doc-
trine or creeds, are again subdivided into numerous
jarring sects; each one insisting that the other is wrong
in its interpretation of what is called “Holy Writ.” In
1 Some writers think that Moses was the bastard child
of Pharaoh’s daughter.
2 Some people maintain that Buddha was born about
543 years B. C. His followers now number three hun-
dred to three hundred and fifty millions.
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fact, creed-makers have been busy with the New Testa-
ment for the last 1800 years, and are not done yet.
Both wings of this procession, papists and protestants,
number, therefore, about one-tenth of the population of
the globe. They both believe the old traditions of Moses,
and the Hebrews, and later the Jews; and those tradi-
tions form a very large part of the Christian Bible.
TWO NEW DIETIES.
Moreover, what challenges our attention is that the
Christians brought forth, for the world to consider, two
new deities, until then unknown. Jesus, and the Holy
Ghost, had never been seen, known, or heard of until
some 1900 years ago. In fact, no one to this day has
given, nor can give a reasonable definition of what the
Holy Ghost is. If we say it is the Holy Spirit, or the
Sanctifier of Souls, is not that definition applicable to
God? Is not God a Spirit? If so, then is not the Holy
Ghost and God one and the same? If not, what then
is the Holy Ghost? Where did it live, before the book
of Matthew was written? Where was the Holy Ghost
when Moses and Aaron, Nadab and Abihu and the
seventy elders, saw the God of Israel up there on the
mountain?3 There are some other questions to ask: If
the Holy Ghost is an actual existence, and was here “in
the beginning,” why did it not save Eve from the serpent
there in the Garden?4 It is said Jesus was in heaven
when the foundations of the earth were laid. If so, why
3 Exodus XXIV, 9th and 10th.
4 There are those who maintain that the Holy Ghost is
of the female gender.
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JEWS HAD BUT ONE GOD
did He not interpose in that Eden difficulty, and thus
save us a world of trouble? What is the use of these
new Deities ? Can not man approach his maker directly ?
Must we do business in the ante-room with the office
boy? Did the Almighty, after running the world about
four thousand years, according to the record, find him-
self incompetent; and was it necessary to call in these
new Gods, as helpers?
§ 2. At Jesus’ appearance on earth, we know thai the
Jews had but one God, and they have only one God yet.
Since Jesus’ advent we have a Trinity. But the Brahmans
had a Trinity more than a thousand years before ours.
Did we copy from them? In fact, the Brahmans, in
ignorant times, had numerous Gods. As far back as
four thousand or forty-five hundred years B. C. they
had thirty-three Gods; and divided the universe into
three regions, and assigned eleven Gods to each division.
They then added Prajapati, the thirty-fourth God, as the
Lord of all creatures. They then fell back upon a Trin-
ity; and at last dispensed with all except Brahma as the
Creator; but gave him a generous staff of dignitaries.
MOHAM MEDANISM.
The latest religion invented is that of Mohammedanism,
which is now about thirteen hundred years old. Before
Mohammed’s day, the Gods in Arabia were numerous,
but Allah was the chief.
Mohammed tells us that the Angel Gabriel came to
him one night, and, holding a silken scroll before him,
bade him read what thereon was written. On the scroll
he read, “Man walketh in delusion here, but that the
Lord, the Most High, will call him hence some day to
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give an account of himself.” Frightened at this, and
thinking the incantation, a portent of evil, he related the
mysterious occurrence to his wife, who consoled him
with the hope that the messenger was of Heaven, and
that God had a mission for him. Such was the feeble
beginning of a religion that to-day numbers from no
to 140 millions of followers; and they hold Jerusalem
and Galilee firmly against all comers. Mohammedanism
has just one God, Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet.
§ 3. Moses spent all his mature years in battling
against a plurality of Gods. Is it not, therefore, startling,
that Christians, who claim to be the legatees, and benefi-
ciaries of his statutes and commandments, and wiser than
all others, should invent two new Deities? And this in
opposition to the very first commandment, leveled against
polytheism, “I am the Lord thy God; thou shalt have
no other Gods before me”? (Ex. 20.) Yet Jesus, we
are told, is one with God, and that man can only approach
the Almighty through him as our intercessor.
THE TRINITY.
All Christians are baptized in the name of three Gods:
the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. We are told that these
three form the Trinity, the Triune God, the Godhead.
The Hindus, as we have seen, invented the first Trinity;
and the Hindoos preached it, believed in it; and if the
frosts of age have any claim to our reverence, let us first
bow to the three-faced God of the Ganges. The Hindoo
trinity long preceded this invention of 1900 years ago;
and it is a real pity that they could not have obtained a
patent on their trimurti, for it would have saved our
divines from many a grotesque position, many a foolish
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